Unnecessary Farce: A Comedy by Richland Players
in Richland, Washington

Characters

• Officer Eric Shierdan Male, Late 20s-40s, A bookish police officer who finds himself completely out of his element when called upon to express his feelings for a women, lie to his boss, disguise himself as someone else, and stand up to an armed robber, all while not wearing any pants. Eric And Karent share some kissing and heavy petting.
• Officer Billie Dwyer Female, 20s-40s Eric's partner, excitable and entirely unthreatening, she seemingly lacks every skill necessary for police work, but is eager to succeed, as she seems destined to fail .
• Karen Brown Female 20s-40s, An accountant who has always taken pride in her accountant like demeanor. Until this morning when she finds herself filled with a sexual hunger and unable to keep things in control. Eric And Karent share some kissing and heavy petting.
• Mayor Meekly Male 40s-80s, An innocent with a capital i. An Affable, gentle fellow. Not too quick on the pick up, but a sweet soul.
• Agent Frank Male 20-50s, The head of Security at town hall and wrong man for the job. Although he presents the confident exterior of a secret service agent, he is frequently a man frightened by his own shadow. Spends time Undressing
• Todd Male 20-60s, Speaks with a pronounced Scottish Accent. A professional hit man. Cool and quiet and perceptive when at his best, but more frequently an angry Scotsman - the angrier he becomes the thicker his accent gets until he is entirely indecipherable. Spends time in boxers and shirt.
• Mary Meekly Female 40s-80s, The mayor's wife. Small in stature and unfailingly sweet. She seems, in everway, the perfect match for her husband.