PUFFS Winston Churchill High School Chargers Theatre San Antonio, Texas

Characters

• Wayne Hopkins Our hero. An American 90’s kid obsessed with video games, pop music, and peak cinema like Free Willy. A kid with a great heart who is determined to be the hero, even if a certain boy with a magic scar keeps stealing his thunder.
• Megan Jones If a Puff could be moody and goth, she found a way. Sarcastic, angry, and embarrassed of being a Puff. Looks up to her missing mother, a Puff who works for the Dark Lord. Deep down, all she wants is to feel loved and accepted.
• Oliver Rivers A math prodigy born to muggles; he struggles with basic magic. Spastic, nerdy, and very enthusiastic about advanced mathematics, he is Wayne’s best friend and develops a crush on Megan.
• Leanne An energetic and very excitable Puff. She’s lived in a cabin in the woods her whole life and has never been around other children until being sent to Magic School. Probably the most innocent and pure of heart Puff.
• JFinch The youngest puff. Very sweet and fun loving. Ernie’s best friend.
• Susie Bones A sad and creepy Puff girl. She has a lot of scary stories about her wizarding family and their bad luck.
• Sally Perks A near-sighted Puff who refuses to wear her glasses. She has a crush on Wayne and would do anything for him to notice.
• Ernie Mac An Irish boy who fancies himself as “the best Puff”.
• Hannah Abbott A socially awkward and painfully shy Puff. She doesn’t have the best social cues.
• Harry A certain “Boy who Lived”. A well-meaning, but cocky boy who rules the school like he owns it. Doesn’t seem to notice the Puffs at all.
• Cedric The Puffs’ golden boy. Perfect smile, perfect attitude, and the perfect leader. A Disney Channel hero somehow stuck in the Wizarding World.
• Mr. Voldy The Wizarding Dark Lord. He’s a real Snake.
• Xavia Jones Megan’s Evil mother. Similar to Bellatrix Lestrange if she was sorted into the Puffs as a student.
• Professor McG
• Potions Teacher
• Professor Turban
• Professor Sproutty
• Ghost History Teacher
• Runes Teacher
• Ms. Babble
• Professor Locky
• Professor Lanny
• Real Mr. Moody
• Blondo Malfoy Harry’s archrival. Very full of himself.
• Goyle / Colin
• Clumsy Longbottom A shy and unconfident student.
• Zach Smith The cool captain of the Quidditch team. Great improvisor.
• Ginny Ron Wesley’s sister. Kind of annoying. Wayne has a crush on her.
• Myrtle The Ghost of a student who haunts the bathroom.
• Fat Friar The ghost of a Friar who haunts the school.
• Mr. Nick
• Hermeoone #1
• Hermeoone #2
• Hermeoone #3
• Frenchy A French witch who goes to school for magic French people in France.
• Viktor A competitive Russian student.
• Mr. Bagman The Tournament Announcer.
• Sal
• Helga The very first Puff. A friendly witch who loves to cook.
• Rowena
• Ric Gryff
• Rita Scooter A wizard Reporter.
• Bippy A House Elf who randomly appears in the trio’s lives. Loves to sing very annoying songs.
• Very Tall Man
• 1st Headmaster The Headmaster of a Certain School of Magic and Magic. Very old and wheezy.
• 2nd Headmaster : Totally the same Headmaster of a Certain School of Magic and Magic. Nothing different about him at all, no sir. We definitely didn’t change actors midway through the show. Angrier and more active than First Headmaster
• Uncle Dave Wayne’s crazy uncle from Cattlepoke Springs, New Mexico.
• Snake Student
• Narrator The host of the evening. They know everything about the Puffs and A Certain School of Magic and Magic.