Performances
Jeff Hattman Center for the Performing Arts
- 2026 Feb 5 Thursday 7:37 PM
- 2026 Feb 6 Friday 7:37 PM
- 2026 Feb 7 Saturday 7:37 PM
- 2026 Feb 12 Thursday 7:37 PM
- 2026 Feb 13 Friday 7:37 PM
- 2026 Feb 14 Saturday 7:37 PM
- 2026 Feb 15 Sunday 2:37 PM
What To Know About This Production
Four couples arrive at the townhouse of a deputy New York City mayor and his wife
to attend a party celebrating their tenth wedding anniversary. However, the four
couples soon discover that there are no servants, the hostess is missing, and the
deputy mayor has shot himself in the head (it’s only a flesh wound). Comic
complications arise when, given everyone's upper-class status, they decide they need
to do everything possible to conceal the evening’s events from the local police and the
media.
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Available Roles
- Chris Gorman Ken’s elegant and attractive wife. A bit high strung.
- Ken Gorman A well-spoken, handsome attorney. A bit high strung.
- Claire Ganz - Lenny’s gossip-monger, attractive wife. A Westchester, New York housewife type.
- Lenny Ganz An accountant who has just wrecked his brand new BMW. Irascible, sarcastic, and very likeable.
- Ernie Cusack A smug psychiatrist.
- Cookie Cusack Ernie’s wife and a cooking show host with a bad back. She has a very dramatic, physical personality.
- Glenn Cooper An ambitious, polished man preparing for a run for the state senate. A Kennedy-type.
- Cassie Cooper A jealous type who believes in the healing power of crystals. Glenn’s trophy wife. Insecure, sexy, shrewish.
- Officer Welch A vigorous, straight-talking, veteran police officer.
- Officer Pudney A rookie cop.
Cast
- Madison Wills Chris Gorman
- Chase Wills Ken Gorman
- Trini Gonzalez Lenny Ganz
- Tanya Guillotte Claire Ganz
- Alaniz Vásquez Ernie Cusack
- Codie Vasquez Cookie Cusack
- Santiago Baca Glenn Cooper and Officer Welch
- Ian Shaw Glenn Cooper and Officer Welch
- Aly Torres Cassie Cooper
- Ashley Guillory Officer Pudney
Crew
- Cydney Vasquez Director
- Rico Vasquez Director
- Amy Carroll Stage Manager
- Santiago Baca Publicity
- Ashley Guillory Publicity Lead
- TBD Costume
- Brian Mott Technical Crew
- Alaniz Vásquez Set Building
- Madison Wills Set Building
- Debbie Sweikata Set Decorator
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