Neil Simon's Rumors Siena Theatre Department Loudonville, New York

Available Roles

• Chris Gorman Ken’s elegant and attractive wife. A bit high strung.
• Ken Gorman A well-spoken, handsome attorney. A bit high strung.
• Claire Ganz - Lenny’s gossip-monger, attractive wife. A Westchester, New York housewife type.
• Lenny Ganz An accountant who has just wrecked his brand new BMW. Irascible, sarcastic, and very likeable.
• Ernie Cusack A smug psychiatrist.
• Cookie Cusack Ernie’s wife and a cooking show host with a bad back. She has a very dramatic, physical personality.
• Glenn Cooper An ambitious, polished man preparing for a run for the state senate. A Kennedy-type.
• Cassie Cooper A jealous type who believes in the healing power of crystals. Glenn’s trophy wife. Insecure, sexy, shrewish.
• Officer Welch A vigorous, straight-talking, veteran police officer.
• Officer Pudney A rookie cop.