Faith County Ryan High School Theatre Denton, Texas

Characters

• Mildred Carson 50ish busybody of Mineola who makes everyone else's business her business and doesn't mind telling you exactly what you should do when you should do it and who you should do it with.
• Faye McFaye Late 20's Flirty young checker at the A&P and town tramp. Spends a great deal of time writing bad poetry and may be described as Early White Trash
• Ruthann Barns 40ish. Wife of Reverend Ezekiel Barns and local Moral Majority leader
• Naomi Farkle 40ish. Mildred's best friend and worst enemy. Owns the Bee-Luv-Lee Beauty Salon and local ceramics expert.
• Delbert Fink 30ish. Local pig farmer and the object of Faye's affections, a feeling which he does not return nor encourage
• Luther Carson 40ish. Mildred's cousin, Naomi's beau and owner of "Luther's Lube and Tune"
• Violet Farkle 25-28 Everyone's favorite and the only person in Mineola with any sense
• Gladys Pimbelton 55ish. The eccentric First Lady of Mineola who drinks a bit too much
• Bubba Bedford Late 20's Mineola's "village idiot" who works at "Bubba's Gas 'n Go" and always looks like he crawled out from under a car